Amanda Palmer

"Leeds United"

LEEDS UNITED Lyrics by Amanda Palmer
We watch you
Your expert double exes
It's just like you
To paint those whiter fences
It's so polite, it's so polite
It's offensive, it's offensive
It's so unright, it's so unright
It's a technical, accept it

But who needs love when there's Law & Order
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
And who needs love at all

We stalk you
Your expert double exes
We oxidize you in your sleep
There's no exit, there's no exit

You're on a roll, you're on a roll
No one gets it, no one gets it
Your honor, no, your honor
Can't you protect us, protect us

But who needs love when there's Law & Order
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
And who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked
and they know you at the Mac Store
I'm so excited
The blacks and beat kids
Oh, I'm getting frightened
Someday, someday, Leeds united

Bugsy Malone came to carry you home, and they're taking you all to the doctor
Burberry vices, all sugary spices, it's nice, but it's not what I'm after
Sure, I admire you, sure, you inspire me, but you've been not getting back, so
I'll wait at the Sainsbury's, counting my change, making bank on the upcoming roster

And we'll stop you
Your expert double exes
Oh yeah, a big stock holder, extra cold with two exes
Oh, oh, oh
That never talking thing you do
Is effective, it's effective
Your shoulder's icy colder, oh, than a death wish, oh, than a death wish
But who needs love when there's Law & Order
And who needs love when there's Dukes of Hazzard
And who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked
and they know you at the Mac Store

I'm so excited
The blacks and beat kids
Oh, it's so exciting
When I think about Leeds uniting
Ouch, I'm getting frightened
The blacks, the blacks, the blacks and beat kids
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Ooh, it's so exciting
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, Leeds united
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